Lenox, Iowa

Lenox has the most Badass people, They party all the time and our high schoolers are some bad bitches

Damn he goes to Lenox, Iowa? he must be cool asf.

by Yuhh April 8, 2021

Interstate 80 Iowa

300 miles of...farms, smelly farms, corn, even smellier farms, and...Des Moines...and Davenport too.

Features a 73-mile branch route in I-380. Most branch routes are relatively short.

Also has a 14-mile overlap with I-35 in Des Moines.

A driver on I-80 in Iowa passed out from the smell of nearby farms.

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 1, 2005

milo, iowa.

a small town of 90% old people, 5% farmers, 4% wanna be thugs, & 1% pedophiles. they have a dumb ass siren at 7A.M., noon, and 6P.M. a bunch of lame ass losers, roll through the whole six streets blaring their bass, like the old farts can hear it. the biggest event is the 4th of july, where all the farmers get drunk off their asses, and sing shitty kareoke until midnight. theirs like, 6 churches for the whole whoppin' 200 people. everyone knows everyones business, and curfew is seven. cops hate kids from milo, because they're stupid and reckless. the whole town is surrounded by corn fields, and everyones done something in them. and all the soccer moms sleep around with the fire fighters, and the librarian steals from the little league. a 16 year old perv. flashs people, & red solo cups is the only thing we know.great community. (:

you ever been to milo, iowa. bro? No. only bitchs live there.

by colorgaurd6454 December 16, 2011

Gilbertville, Iowa

A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.

Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."

by sodapopfx December 12, 2011

University of Iowa

The worst school in big ten. The students tend to skip class to going drinking. All Students brag about being the top party school.

I go to University of Iowa I'm Lame.

by R.Kelly12345 September 25, 2009

Clinton Iowa NoseJob

When a man sticks his penis inside a females nose and continues to pleasure it until he has to release his sperm. Then, he releases the sperm into the nose and continues to pleasure the nose with his penis until the female chokes on the sperm, or it runs down her throat, and pleads for you to stop. Then you go to the next nostril and repeat the process.

Man, if she keeps this up about how nice her nose looks, I'll have to give her the ol' Clinton Iowa NoseJob.

by MadRAcer October 15, 2011

volga iowa

A small town in northeast Iowa where the air smells like fresh cow dung and methamphetamine. Most people know of the dinky town only because of the annual hillbilly fest known as the Volga City Truck Cruise every August. Mud tires, lifted trucks, and Busch Lights all over the place.

Friend 1: Hey man that’s some really good meth you got there. Where did you pull it out of?

Friend 2: Oh bud! My uncle cooked this batch on that level B road outside of Volga Iowa!

by IowaGuy May 18, 2018