Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

inverted snot rocket

As a girl/guy is giving you oral and as you climax you pull there head back and finish up their nose.

Man, last night I gave my girl a inverted snot rocket! She still has a breath right strip on.

by HorizonSpecrm February 5, 2018

inverted slay

inverted-slay (noun)
/ɪnˈvɜr.tɪd sleɪ/

Definition:
The opposite of a "slay"; something that is not good, successful, or desirable. Often used humorously or colloquially to describe an action, event, or outcome that falls short of expectations.

Amber: that woman who lied about flying a plane is a liar. She is definitely an inverted slay.

by asher1842 November 30, 2024

invertism

A society in which everything works in complete reverse, as expected from the world as a child, or is this what is called adulthood?

Have you noticed how invertism holds this world in its grasp?

by Mr. Lay mandeep. April 18, 2017