International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

International Rock Beat Day

April 4th (4/4) is International Rock Beat Day. A "rock beat" or "common time" is four beats per measure of music, the standard rhythm of most popular western music.

"We've got to play some Beatles records on April 4th... it's International Rock Beat Day!"

by skittlekicker April 4, 2013

International Spill Tea Day

On April 23rd, everyone will/must spill the tea they’ve sipped for a while. You are responsible for fights.

“Hey, it’s International Spill Tea Day, where’s the tea?”

by thygoat May 26, 2018

International dick grab day

On April 17 all women have to grab atleast one mans cock today.

Quick grab his dick its International dick grab day

by PussyBubble May 27, 2018

International Chocolate

A black man who loves people from all over the world.

He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.

by MARCISMS September 11, 2018

International Pussy Eating Day

April 13 is the international day for everyone to put their powerful tongue skills to use for a GOOD cause. Everybody licking fanny.

Nigga 1: you eat some pussy today?
Nigga 2: fuck yeah it's international pussy eating day!!
Nigga 1: yeeesss boy!
Bitch 1: I'm eating pussy too!!

by Jesus motherfucking Christ April 12, 2019

International de fwub fwub

Ass grabbing day 14th of april

It's international de fwub fwub day

by Shawnn455678 May 8, 2019