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Instagram ass

When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.
Girl Posted she was doing squats everyday, she didn't . She had an Instagram Ass.
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
mugGet the Instagram assmug.

instagram thot

A girl or boy who can only get with boys or girls on social media and never actually see them in person
That girl is just Instagram thot I heard she's actually ugly in real life
by Bookboy April 20, 2016
mugGet the instagram thotmug.

Instagram theme

The gayest shit you could ever have. Mainly used by perfectionists and girly girls. Really organized Instagram page.
You really need an Instagram theme.
The fuck I do, shut the fuck up bitch.
by OC_Ghetto_Gurl July 23, 2016
mugGet the Instagram thememug.

instagram ratio

it's the difference between the number of followers you have with the number of followings you have on instagram
you have a shitty instagram ratio. you have basically the same amount of followers than you have of followings.

yeah, she has a good Instagram ratio. she has over 1k followers and only follows 400 accounts.
by do.i.care.no. March 18, 2019
mugGet the instagram ratiomug.

instagram tax

An incentive of a price that stems from something becoming popular on Instagram and therefore becoming more wanted, supply and demand kicking in, and the price rising.
Miha: My bakery's bliss rainbow sour sugar has become really popular on instagram, so I raised the cost.

Lori: Like instagram tax?
Miha: Yeah.
by Yumko July 15, 2018
mugGet the instagram taxmug.

Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying
Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
by salvato44 February 15, 2014
mugGet the Instagram Policemug.

Instagram bae

A girl in your Instagram who gives you random shout outs, likes all your pics and flirts with you through IG all the time
Kortli," yo who dis liking all yo pics on IG?"
Garza," That's my Instagram Bae."
by CrisTheGarza December 26, 2015
mugGet the Instagram baemug.

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