Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

White Paint

Cum...

Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏

by Babyyyy. October 5, 2020

paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018

paint boy

A DIY employee whose knowledge of paint surpasses to the point of bordem.

He loves to mix paint and see what colours make up a certain colour of paint, he actually finds it fun.

That Danny Whitcher is a right paint boy

by Smash123456 January 15, 2011

cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life

P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.

by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018