Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

The game that everyone makes fun of but in reality its better than most games and its like 10 yrs old

lets play minecraft

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 4, 2021

Minecraft

A game that you build what you want and kill everything else

"yo I just got minecraft and I made a house!" "That's cool I made a mansion! It took me a while but that's just thing's you can do in minecraft"

by Kil3r420 April 16, 2021

Minecraft

a game where you mine and craft

im playing minecraft, wbu?

by callmebenz May 10, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018

MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019