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Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch
Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore
by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.
Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk
by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 8, 2023
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Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween
Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross
by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024
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illegal motion

Having sexual relations somewhere deemed illegal by police.
Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.
by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025
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you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society
Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal
by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021
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Illegals

Illegals is a way of speaking about a minority in a negative way it is usually highly unliked and disrespected
Guy 1: “You there are some Illegals in my yard! Throw them some pesos and they work real hard!”

Guy 2: “taco, taco taco, chimichanga!”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
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