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Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo
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connor horste

The.
"The"
- Connor Horste
by BukkakeTsunami September 13, 2016
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Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore
Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt
by Ya hoi June 13, 2019
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broken hurt

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.
Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.
by shawologist May 17, 2020
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Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble
If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.
by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014
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i'm hurt

Hurt... Hurt is a state of mind where killing is an option, and sleeping is another. If someone is ever hurt...

Be quiet.
Rayme: I'm hurt
Bethany: I'm hurt too, bruh
by HayesPotatoChips November 4, 2020
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Mr. Hurth

An almighty being so full with power and will ready to change and empower anything some believe he created the universe himself and God stole his thunder, but you know what Lord Hurth did not strike the weakling down and instead let God have his idea since Lord Hurth is so humble. Mr. Hurth is so amazing when people are near their days get a thousand times better when they are in the presence of Lord Hurth. But don't think just because he is great and humble if you do anything horrific in front of Lord Hurth he will happily blink you out of existence and go on with his day further showing his ultimate power and will to make things right. He currently resides at a school and teaching children, with a heavy french accent, that they need to be good in life and save entire busses full of small children. He also invested millions into various charities.
Person One: " Did you hear that Mr. Hurth saved an entire school bus of small children?"
Person Two: "He's a national hero"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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