by Mambi23 June 23, 2022
Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
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by Cole McKnight February 04, 2017
I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020