bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

hoes

slutty females

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention

by Kelly December 22, 2003

pissin on hoes

Homosexual anal sex. The term pissin on hoes represents the relationship with the penis and the male anus hole. Unlike women, men have a distintive gland that produces a urine/sperm combination fluid that is ejaculated when the climax, or orgasim, is reached. This urine/sperm unification was what coined the term "pissin on hoes".

Doctor: Have you ever engaged in homosexual intercource of the anus Arthur?
Arthur: I have been known to be pissin on hoes once in a blue moon Doc.
Doctor: I see Arthur.

by UrbanPete5748 April 21, 2006

hobese

an obese whore. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed

Damn gurl, look at that hobese!
Gurl please...that's a hobese walkin down the street right there!

by Katie July 19, 2004

Hives Song Girl

A girl who's life as a virgin lasted shorter than a song by The Hives.

That ho just got pimped! She's such a Hives song girl!

by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

Sacred Hoes

A sacred heart girl who fucks any boy they see

Boy#1: Hey lets go to the sacred heart dance

Boy#2: Nah you might leave with stds or chlamydia

Boy#1: oh alright then

Itchin and burnin itchin and burnin itchin and burnin stanky n fishy stanky n fishy stanky and fishyyyy you got stds sacred hoes

by Cousin it 1380 October 23, 2019

bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008