hoondark

One who is the combination of a homosexual and a necrophiliac. Thus, they prefer intercourse with dead people of the same sex.

Jon likes to have sex with dead boys, in other words, Jon is a hoondark.

by Brian 612 November 20, 2007

Honedge

When two males with erections get naked and fight to the death with their "Honedges"

Hey, let's Honedge!

No, that's gay!

by SoulGold December 27, 2013

hooked

When you get a fish hook with a weak string attatched to it, and shove it up a girls pussy or asshole. Then you pull the string until it breaks, so the hook will be stuck.

i hooked this guys mom yesterday..fuck..his dad was mad at me.

by coak October 24, 2006

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Hooded Homie

A guy who isn't circumcised.

"Hey what is that extra skin covering the tip of your penis?"

"Oh, I'm a hooded homie, it's my foreskin."

by turtlePies May 1, 2014

hoondig

A different name for a vape... the code name

Hey did you hide your hoondig

Hey Jonah pass the hoondig

by Daddyio253 October 4, 2017

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021