hooded dog

An uncircumcised penis; a dog with a hood.

Bro but that hooded dog away

by jaybaby8 February 3, 2017

Hoomad

A Deez Nuts joke. Said backwards become "doomah".

Tom: Hey Jared, what does Hoomad spell backwards?
Jared:... Doomah?
Tom: DOOMAH NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH HAHAH
Jared: aw shucks, you got me good.

by Sgbrry July 10, 2021

hoodedwagon

A man whose penis is uncut per say!

Quite ugly too!

Alvi roles with a hooded wagon

by chester September 10, 2004

hooded rat

An uncircumcised penis, as if it were a rat hiding under its hooded sweatshirt.

Damn soupero has a hooded rat, i bet hes got lint stuck in it.

by screwston420 January 27, 2009

hooped

To hula hoop

not really. I did that photoshoot, went to the shirdi sai temple of atlanta, and hung out.
oh.
and I hooped.
that's exciting to me.

by MaxtorChief April 2, 2011

fish-hooked

when a hard dick is bent at a 90 degree angle and is penetrating a vagina.

Beatrice did her aerobic exercises while she banged Ted. Once, she twisted and bent his dick. Now, Beatrice gets fish-hooked every time her and Ted get down and dirty.

by BiBiLicious November 4, 2013

Hooked Up

1. Califorinia Penal System: Instruction from a guard (see BULL) to new prisoners who are being bussed out of the holding area (see the LOOP)to jail-proper, to connect their leg chains to a partner.

2. to cause the desired interaction.

1. "Let's get HOOKED UP, ladies! Move, Move, Move!"
2. "C'mon dude, you've know Allison for years: HOOK me UP!"

by mainframe October 31, 2003