Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

by Jeb Cotton December 13, 2006

honest bonest

To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.

Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.

by elizabitch October 26, 2007

Honse

Juan

Sheeeeeeeesh honse looking good

by I honestly don’t know May 5, 2021

lucky horseshoe

When you pick up a hooker, take her to a stall in the ladies washroom, and fuck her from behind while she rails coke off the toilet seat.

I was giving Candy a lucky horseshoe in the bathroom when she OD'd. I finished off though.

by Felix Cartal November 26, 2006

housesest

Sexual relations with roommates. Often invokes gossip and/or unnecessary drama.

"Way too much housesest last semester at college"

by Andrew Wise February 13, 2007

Horseshoe Marriage

A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.

"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"

"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."

"Damn man, incest..."

by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014

Honest Reviewing

Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.

You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.

DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!

You're not getting the point.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 26, 2017