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hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.
1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!
by alliecat:) February 23, 2011
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Posh hobo

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.
Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.
by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018
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Power Hobo

A power hobo is one of the hopeless many typically found in bus stations, airports, Starbucks and other public locations scrounging around for a power outlet.

Unlike hobos who may congregate around a fire in the winter to keep warm, power hobos congregate around the scarce resources offered by 2 three prong outlets that are sparingly located. Typically you can hear them say "hey is there an outlet back there" or "could you spare a few minutes for me to plug into your power outlet".
The flight was late and the power hobos began to drift through the airport looking for a spare power outlet. Buddy can you spare a watt.
by Power Deprived Traveler December 10, 2012
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Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..
This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.
by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022
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Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.
Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.
by cmoney100 December 23, 2010
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Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.
Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.
by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013
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hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.
Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.
by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008
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