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Hitting the bag

When one buys a bag of sunflower seeds, and then proceeds to eat them.
Jesse: "Hey bro, you hitting the bag yet?"

Leighton: "Bro, I was BORN to hit the bag."
by Jesse Potter August 7, 2004
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hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.
L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.
by Akjohnny February 19, 2009
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hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)
"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."
by Mophis March 13, 2008
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hitting ass

When you or your buddies try and smoke everything left in the bowl after its been passed around and there's nothing left but ash. Usually stoners who hit ass aren't smoked out enough and don't have enough to buy another bowl. Hitting ass may get you a tiny bit higher, but you'll also get a mouthful of tasty, black Scooby snacks.
Hitting Ass:
"Bro there's nothing left in that bowl"
"Nah man we can still hit some of that"
"Dude you aren't baked enough yet?"
"Not quite"
"Haha you must be broke as shit to be hitting that ass"
by I Am The Raccoon June 5, 2016
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hitting on

"A man being polite to a woman," flexibly given an undefined negative conotation by the speaker if he is annoyed by the fact of the socialization but couldn't find any specific wrong to quickly point out.

A "fudge word," used to describe the action or inaction of a man who is as a man deemed to be the responsble party, to mean an inappropriately close communication or socialization between a man and a woman.

"Socializing," which is a positive word can be flexibly described neutrally and romantically as "flirting," or negatively as "hitting on."

Can also mean "hitting," thus further demonstrating the flexibile nature of its meaning.
"He was hitting on her." Means the speaker doesn't like that he was talking with her and wants to imply he was flirting with her against her wishes or in an inappropriately close way given the distance of their relationship or lack thereof or given the situation or setting in which the conversation arose (all more implied than specified or actual).

"He was hitting on his wife." Means "he was beating his wife."
by Tom2 July 30, 2008
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Hissing Snake

When two gay men are having sex and as one of the men is about to insert his penis into the others ass the one recieving farts really hard on the head of the others cock and it makes a hissing noise.
"Greg and I were about to engage in butt-sex but he pulled off the Hissing Snake."
by -Dyllan June 15, 2008
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Hitting The Slopes

A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.
Hitting The Slopes:
A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.
by The Stoned Homo October 14, 2022
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