by JakersHD March 13, 2009
Get the white hazemug. by S Marcus March 31, 2007
Get the Silver spoon Hazemug. 
Get the Silver Hazemug. When you meet a girl off of chat and spend the night, but rather then having sex, you either get a hand job or a blow job, as the female is too fat/ ugly / etc.. for actual sex, even though you could of had it.
prima: Did you fuck that chat bitch last night?
secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.
prima: Epic!
secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.
prima: Epic!
by Anonymous from OK 1 May 26, 2009
Get the dreamy blue hazemug. by Senor Sex March 26, 2009
Get the Purple Hazemug. to haze yourself
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
Get the to haze yourselfmug. by proanasassy December 19, 2010
Get the Purple Hazemug.