Harper

Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.

Person 1: “why he walk like that”

Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”

Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021

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Harper James

my bestie westie , phat azz, very pretty, swag

“aye harper james, shes so pretty”

by 1234egirl April 10, 2021

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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

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Harper park middle

This school is hell, the teachers are trash, and the kids are trash. Poop poop soup?

Harper park middle is a school that students go to, children dislike it

by Pee master February 22, 2021

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Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020

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