Love Handle Linger

A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."

Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."

Rachael - "Who is your boss?"

Laura - "Gabe"

Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"

by Hatamatic April 3, 2009

professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

homo handle

Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.

by Casey S.W. July 9, 2003

Ho Handle

The current incarnation of the tramp stamp: a tattoo that is placed across a girl's ribcage. Usually taking the form of "deep" or "meaningful" quotations, they never fail to make the bearer look uneducated and shallow.

Megan Fox's ho handle reads, "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

by seaweeded September 26, 2009

Tard Handler

one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.

if it hadn't have been for that tard handler, i would have never spent that year in college.

by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004

My handle

Pseudonym; a fictitious name or a nickname a person goes by.

My handle on Snapchat is Maverick22.

by Dinito1 September 12, 2016