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to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,
Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)
by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006
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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
by joweh December 29, 2011
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Going to hell in a handbasket is defined as a situation, a place, or a person, or an object headed for disaster inescapably and/or precipitately. When used to describe an object or a house, it means that the object or house is becoming derelict, dangerous to live in, a hazard, and incredibly damaged, or already is.

Synonyms "going to hell in a handcart", "going to hell in a handbag", "go to hell in a bucket", "sending something to hell in a handbasket" and "something being like hell in a handbasket".
Example 1
Person 1: That hoarder house went to hell in a handbasket after that tree branch collapsed the roof.

Person 2: The owner still hasn't repaired the roof.

Example 2
To individuals observing the United States of America from outside of the United States of America during the last 5 years, it looks like the United States of America is going to hell in a handbasket.
by Annoyed Civilian October 14, 2020
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handbag whore

someone who spends more than half their rent on designer handbags. someone who has more handbags than underwear.
that girl is such a handbag whore. Lindsay Lohan is a handbag whore.
by JTPratt December 16, 2007
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handblow

a combanation of a handy job and a blowjob that involves a girl putting her hands in a sexual position over the dick and then giving a blowjob
So she gave you a handblow.
by ducka steve August 5, 2010
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Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!
by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009
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houston handbag

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots
look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag
by moli66 January 14, 2009
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