(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection
Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."
by Will Smithers January 1, 2011
Get the hamster wheel mug.Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.
Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"
Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)
Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"
Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"
Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"
Kristin: "???"
Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)
Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"
Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"
Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"
Kristin: "???"
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A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.
I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.
by Klaps December 26, 2010
Get the Hamster crammer mug.1. Is exactly what it sounds like, but you speak of them like they are something really you want.
2. A word to shout in a public place to throw people off.
3. Something that greatly desired for, and the description sounds like something else.
2. A word to shout in a public place to throw people off.
3. Something that greatly desired for, and the description sounds like something else.
1. I love those itty bitty Hamster Nipples, they taste so good with gravy.
2. Brian, where in this Wal Mart do they sell Hamster Nipples!
3. Lenna I really like your big Hamster Nipples.
2. Brian, where in this Wal Mart do they sell Hamster Nipples!
3. Lenna I really like your big Hamster Nipples.
by big_tiger February 22, 2009
Get the Hamster Nipples mug.Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).
Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.
Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.
Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.
Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.
Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.
by Hamps February 7, 2010
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Get the hamster meat mug.Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match
by burtnubbins August 26, 2009
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