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total hamburger 

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.
Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)
total hamburger by jethrojones September 2, 2012

obama hamburger sussy balls 

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.
Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

1996 McDonalds Hamburger

A 1996 McDonalds burger was photographed after 12 years. The blogger shared the image ( the burger looked exactly like it did the day she bought it ) The post went absolutely viral.

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Back Hamburger 

a Back Hamburger is when a fat person has 3 rolls of fat on thier back which makes it look like a Hamburger
Me: "Dude She has a Back hamburger"

Brad: "LOL Epic Back Hamburger"
Back Hamburger by Moo.'Warlord February 4, 2009

squished hamburger 

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.
When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.
squished hamburger by C- bass September 23, 2007