Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
by The Original Agahnim September 09, 2021
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Hose Queen

A woman who loves to give blow jobs.
Krista is a hose queen, she is always blowing a different guy at the Teke house.
by MG303 January 25, 2020
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hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.
While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.
by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018
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Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)
-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude
by Habouz August 27, 2018
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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.
by Vaginasaur March 30, 2011
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garden hose

gives the best damn head
damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B
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fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose
after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.
by poocano February 06, 2010
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