Hoisin Fuck

Is the act of giving anal sex to an Asian person whilst they are trying to have a shit.

My date last night asked me to the bathroom and asked me to give her/him a hoisin fuck. I had to decline because you can't do that in a restaurant without getting very messy.

by Moksa666 July 20, 2011

hoinga doinga

To be stunned at someones ugliness.

Shannon: Wow that guy is so ugly!
Allie: HOINGA DOINGA YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

by michaelb0hn July 8, 2012

Hoiking

Dragging, wagging, carrying an excess of gear, items, or luggage.

I was hoiking my luggage all the way to the train station.

by Sabreur1000 February 8, 2017

Meat Hoist

A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.

Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"

by Poseidann July 8, 2014

Hoisky Poisky

When you have just exerted yourself
Expression of relief
A hard task just completed

Just finished an essay "Hoisky Poisky that was hard"

by Rooski Joy February 19, 2007

hoit

The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.

(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!

by eagerbeaver31 December 17, 2008

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004