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hawaiin shirt

A button up shirt with loud print ,usually worn by middle aged men who have given up on fashion or think they are being funny.Usually paired with dad jeans
Oh god,that guys wearing a hawaiin shirt.
by Peachesandscream September 7, 2015
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Hawaiian Guitar

An intimate sex position involving Spam
The woman folds the Spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect penis. She then plays that penis like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.
Cinny and Zakky went to Hawaii on their Honeymoon and decided Cinny should Hawaiian Guitar her new husband's penis. That is how they learned to enjoy Spam!
by centRALpa November 9, 2014
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Hawaiian hayride

First you Must play somewhere over the rainbow. After that get two coconuts and cut them in halves, proceed to defecate into the coconut halves dividing the fecal matter evenly. Then have your parter put on a grass skirt and place all fours into the coconut halves, they must trot around on all fours whilst the Dom is riding them about like a small pony.
I was cleaning shit off the floor for an hour after I went on a Hawaiian hayride.
by BangarangRoofieGang March 20, 2017
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Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.
by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008
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Hawaiian BBQ

also know as a Pig Roast it is A sexual position involving one hot female and 2 males.
Tony is engaging in vaginal intercourse while Doug is Recieving oral sex. Tony slips it into her butthole and when she opens her mouth in shock Doug shoves his dick down her throat deeper. They then proceed to spin her around their dicks like a skewer.

also can be called the Albert Appetizer. or Pig Roast or Hawaiian BBQ
by Xposed August 1, 2012
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hawaiian necklace

hawaiian necklace, also called a lei, when banging women you could also say you were getting lei'd
I can't come to the party, hawaiian necklace
by onionssayyo November 11, 2017
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Hawaiian shotgun

The most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. You'll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.

Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
We did Hawaiian shotguns last night, but Steve didn't have a spotter. He's dead now.

After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
by Hamfist1000 October 30, 2014
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