Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Harper park middle

This school is hell, the teachers are trash, and the kids are trash. Poop poop soup?
Harper park middle is a school that students go to, children dislike it
by Pee master February 23, 2021
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harper towne

Hi any of my classmates graduating a year i am not putting out there but any ways why did you search my name up leave a like if you were in my class any year
harper towne was in my class, this is true bc i am ht
by hartfordconneticut October 07, 2020
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harper bae

a sexy mf.. too sexy no one can handle it so no one wants to be around them
mikey: “hey harper bae”
by hotsexyperson352 July 12, 2021
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harper hamilton

A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS AMAZING IN BED LIKE OMG HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE
by Stokerh jr October 14, 2020
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harper hamilton

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS AMAZING IN BED LIKE OMG HIS DICK IS MASSIVE
by Stokerh jr October 14, 2020
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