gunk

goth slash punk.........

im a gunk im not quiet a punk or goth im gunk

by dezza November 10, 2004

Gunk

Goober and Punk combined

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

Gunky

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

by BeefCalamityJaneBlondielicious May 9, 2009

gunky

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

by johnnyrockit May 7, 2007

gwankbag

gwank bag...generic insult, stupid person, annoying person

mac is a gwankbag...hes a gwank in bag form with a bok eye

by donnie_s'craic March 13, 2008

Gunking

Rubbing ones buttonhole on another persons face while they are sleeping.

Man I hate those fraternity guys. They were gunking some guy the other night and when the dude woke up, he was covered in ass juice and barfed all over my sweater.

by Creampie415 July 6, 2017