guzzla

A person who is oblivious to his or her own stupidity. Someone from the town of Winchendon Massachusetts who drinks way too much alcohol at the local American Legion.

Let's get out of here, this place is full of guzzlas.

Even though he means well he's still a guzzla.

by Johnny Snowpants December 17, 2011

Guzzle Bomb

The act of filling a zip-lock sandwich bag with ejaculate and popping it over someone’s open mouth while they are asleep, then ramming your penis into their cum filled mouth.

I once woke up to a Guzzle Bomb and now I can never look at a sandwich bag the same again.

by Joshuan November 5, 2017

cum guzzler

One who rinses with the load of a man. usually guzzles it.

the girl cum guzzlered the mans heavy load for free. wish it could be me.

by im kool kuz i posted a word October 21, 2008

Pizza Guzzler

Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza

Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!

by Maeli November 21, 2009

cum guzzling twat loaf

Shane.

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.

by Shane.Hater.4life July 9, 2011

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Toe fucking cum guzzler

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves

"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

by Kerndog June 26, 2006