groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005

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Goink

An insult to someone. It doesn’t necessarily have an exact definition but if you’re called a Goink just know that it isn’t good

“Shut up you goink!” Shouts Jonah. “Hey man, calling me a goink is crossing the line.” Liam responds.

by Sweet__cheeks March 1, 2020

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A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011

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Baby Gronk method

What if baby gronk pulled out his baby meat and gave lizzy a little baby suprise and busted his load everywhere? How would that be? Some pretty viral content there.

Show her the baby gronk method

by Zakarya9797 July 1, 2023

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Groin Pull

It is a term first used by NFL announcers to gently describe to the audience that a player had just taken a shot to the nuts.

They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010

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