gobsmack

to unexpectedly or suddenly hit someone or something in the mouth. Often done in anger or with the intent to injure. Almost always done with whatever is nearest at hand.

"I gobsmacked that bully with my biology book."
"Billy said he was not going to get off my new bike. I gobsmacked him into changing his mind with my book bag."

by R Lord February 8, 2008

Gobshite

Shite, that is pronounced from the mouth.

This dictionary rules!

that's complete and utter gobshite.

by Cloud! May 27, 2004

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

Josh Groban

1.a great singer.
2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)

Caruso,the prayer,you raise me up.
GREAT SINGER,BUT I LIKE ANDREA BOCELLI TOO AND PLACIDO DOMINGO.

by 348 August 28, 2004

groban

A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.

Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."

Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."

by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007

gobshites

Someone who is supposedly gay with his cousin.

GM Typer and Coleslaw are Gobshites.

by DeadzeroCustom September 25, 2003

gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.

"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."

by quijibo81 June 21, 2006