True Grit Style

A sexual act where you ride a woman as hard and fast as she can go, while carrying a small sick child, until she is ruined. Once you dismount, you blow your load on her head like putting down a horse.

John: Mary isn't gonna make it to the party tonight... I did her True Grit Style at home and I left her on the bedroom floor all covered in goo.

by Poppa_Bear April 12, 2011

you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

Grit Box

The imaginary box that must be checked every day if you want to stay gritty.

John: Look how good those cookies look, pass me one.
Liam: Check the grit box, don't eat the cookie.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Grit

Maks

Maks looks like he has grit on his face.

by samj2408 March 22, 2024

Grit

1970's synonym for a redneck in the southern states, Maryland, Virginia

That dude is such a grit

by HighPoint Man January 7, 2023

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016