Gregg

a handsome, manly guy who is always happy and pulls girls with his sweet dispostion

Jack : how does he do that?
Jermaine: hes a Gregg!

by cockledoodledoo May 27, 2008

Greg Abbott

Absolutely disgusting and authoritarian governor of Texas who wants to take away your rights and make people lose power in extreme weather

Greg Abbott is doing the usual thing that a typical RepubliQan would do: Mishandle a crisis while taking away voting rights. He is willing to turn Texas into a shithole.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker June 21, 2021

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual

Greg was gregging my dick

by Aman5 November 1, 2020

The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.

Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.

by June Noire May 19, 2020

Gregarious

The funnest word in the English language to use out of context when used in a response to a serious question. It misleads and confuses the interrogator. The real definition means " tending to associate with others of one's kind" but no one in their right mind knows that. When a person is responding to a question it is always best to follow up the statement with "That's why they call me gregarious." Coined from Brad Pitt's line in the movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. .

Girl: So what are we exactly?
Boy: Well I've never been one for serious relationships really. Guess that's why the call me gregarious.

by Billy Lines February 4, 2010

Greg

A person who cares for all woman, he will nurture, care and please any woman he comes into... aslong as your over 21
No matter the Race, Gender or background you come from he will care and nurture you as if his own kin.
You may find him on a furrys discord servers asking the question "any woman over 21 here" which shows his compassion towards girl gamers and how they must be cared for like they should

Man that man is such a "Greg" picking up that girl who is over 21

by RealEinstien October 6, 2018