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granola muncher

someone who enjoys hiking on nature trails and bird watching.

When you go hiking, granola is a staple food item because it can keep for long periods of time in heat and cold weather.
Jenny went hiking in the Rockies for a month, she is such a granola muncher.
by granolamuncher101 September 26, 2009
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ariola granola

ariola granola, aka ariana grande, aka the most beautiful and amazing person in the world shes so cute and sweet i love her so much hhh
by thiccqueenoli May 30, 2019
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dude lets go to granton
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gragon

That pair of shoes is so Gragon!
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Granola whore

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.
L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.
by KT_R October 3, 2008
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granolaed

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola
It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.
by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007
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granger ranger

Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.
Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.

Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.

Kid: uh what are you talking about.

Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay

Kid: What?

Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic

Kid: Uh... Frolic?

Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.

Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
by Faceuphigh August 4, 2008
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