Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit
Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s
Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore
Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore
by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024
Get the grandpa loremug. A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
Get the Work grandpamug. The older employees at the Fukushima nuclear plant who stayed behind to try to stem the meltdown so that their younger colleagues could escape radiation poisoning.
"I have normal, healthy babies today because my older supervisor at the Fukushima plant insisted I flee while he stayed to lock down the cooling towers. He is their true grandfather, their Fukushima Grandpa."
by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024
Get the Fukushima Grandpamug. When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills
Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
by Avon-6 September 17, 2021
Get the healthy grandpamug. The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
Get the Grandpa wisdommug. by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
Get the Grandpa Parentmug. This Grandpa is one of a kind. During mass, he rapes his grandson by burring his fingers deep into his tight butt hole. He is a professional rapist. He also during the week days parks his truck outside of the church and jacks off in it for two hours straight. He is awaiting the next butt hole to stretch. He especially likes stretching 4 year old boys. Who will be the next victim of his 14 inch cock?
by Beth Jerry April 16, 2018
Get the Micheals Grandpamug.