jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.

My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”

by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019

Gram

BIG HAWT OLD PERSON

I WOULD SMASH THAT GRAM

by xx_gramlover_xx August 18, 2021

Gram

The act of posting on Instagram.

You Gram that yet bro?
Just sittin here Gramin.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram

by slipperycheese91 April 22, 2018

Gram Slam

When you use Instagram as a booty call app.

Last night I messaged Ruby for a Gram Slam.

by Savanah.dell December 20, 2019

fitness gram pacer test

the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

idrk no one talks abt this

fitness gram pacer test

by Alfrodo65432 February 21, 2022