When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
Get the Greasy-Gandermug. A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.
by PPPfan September 30, 2021
Get the Greasy Ratmug. by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004
Get the greasy pierremug. A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
Get the greasy hairmug. a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.
Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.
by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010
Get the greasy mustachemug. by horseyjaja February 3, 2017
Get the greasy chameleonmug. by Ballamasta9000 March 13, 2009
Get the greasy piemug.