gitchies

Men's underwear; see also: jockey shorts, y-fronts, gotchies.

I'm gonna grab a shower, then change into a fresh pair of gitchies.

by Ceolach March 27, 2007

gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 25, 2008

Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

Goatchaffe

The heterosexual act of doing something completely homosexual.

He goatchaffed him

by Jay are eye April 18, 2019

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

the gotcha

It's like putting someone or something on blast or bursting their bubble.

Let's say someone is acting like they the COMPLETE shit and it's annoying the shit outta you. You'd say this to them:

"Hun, you walk around with your head all held high, like you better than people. But here's THE GOTCHA: You ain't shit nor will you ever be. Thanks."

by ChrissiRawks August 4, 2007

Gotchie-Pull

See Wedgie.

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.

by D'emon November 20, 2002