geefer

An adjective used to describe a person who is both very buff and shredded, and very gay. Think of The Health Inspector from the Boondocks, or the word's namesake, Zangief from Street Fighter

I was changing in the locker room when I noticed this naked, huge geefer guy behind me... I was afraid for my life.

by Ecstasy-Man December 6, 2009

Getter Done

1. Short for "Get her done."

2. When used, at all, you know you are a hick.

Scenario 1: Billy-Bob: "I went to Betty-Sue's house last night."
Johnny-Boy: "Getter done!?!?"

Scenario 2: Three boys were outside in a parking lot. Boys 1 and 2 were in their car "rippin donuts". Boy 3 yells, "Getter done!!!"

by Danielle January 16, 2004

walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.

by sanity clown October 28, 2006

Geener

Someone who has either made an idiot of him/herself or is known for doing so. Also can be used to describe someone slow of wit.

Did you see Jason skin his arm falling off his skateboard again? What a geener!

Oh My God, that retard losing on Jeopardy is such a geener.

by Emilee M May 19, 2005

Geedered

A STATE OF EUPHORIC CHAOS ::TWACKED:ZAPPED;

ADAPTED FROM "GEEKED-OUT"
see also;CHEEZ;CRASTILLS

That dude was so geedered, he ran into a poll.

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 27, 2005

old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003