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summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
by Primaries101 November 17, 2022
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rock goblin

A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.
by Schmitzshuttle September 30, 2016
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brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.
i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.
by blockrader September 3, 2009
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Cum-Goblin

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.
Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
by Christee Carter January 28, 2009
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pill goblin

One who is always eating pills. One who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. Usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.
Gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen Valium, ten norco's, and a couple roxy's.

I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.

Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.
by manic cavy March 3, 2009
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Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
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rim goblin

Iowa City has the largest rim goblin populations; people who enjoy to eat buttholes and have theirs eaten as well.
Did you hear that rim goblin Drew serviced Mikayla's butthole?
Yeah I did, but was that before or after he got his butthold tickled from Kim during a blowjob?
by Blake H. S. January 13, 2008
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