When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.
Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.
by KaiGai February 24, 2023
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When someone is treating it as if they are about to die and they are putting everything behind it.
When someone is treating it as if they are about to die and they are putting everything behind it.
by TheeJG November 14, 2019
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The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012
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