frozen motion

Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.

Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.

by IPreferWellFed July 26, 2006

frozen lotion

frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top

by ithacafreak April 28, 2009

Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.

Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.

by Rogefag December 11, 2010

Frozoned

When you are in a relationship and you want to take it a step further but they just want to find their super suit.

"Girl, we've been planning this dinner for 2 months! He just wanted to go save the city, I totally got frozoned."

by kswizzled June 24, 2015

Frozen

Not lit, dumb, uncool, literally the complete opposite of the term, “lit” meaning cool, awesome, amazing, etc.

That was so frozen.
Why did you do that? That was so frozen!

by 123laugh456 December 15, 2017

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

Frozen

A term used to describe someone who is in an extreme state of intoxication from too much alcohol consumption.

Many levels past "wasted" and "shit-faced"

Man I drank a case of bud and a handle of smirnoff, I was so frozen, I almost died.

by N-Money11 November 18, 2009