Freel

A free feel. An awkward or inappropriate touch that bears no consequence due to its innocent (and oftentimes ignorant) nature. A brush of the hand across the body's, ummm... shall we say... private zones.

When she passed me the baby to hold, I accidentally got a freel.

Dude, that was her friend's booty you were grabbing! And nobody's mad? Freel of the century, bro.

I was just going for his car keys when I got a total freel. We both acted like it didn't happen.

by TheRealAwhit May 12, 2011

Freelax

Relaxing while doing something that doesn't cost money. Usually follows an expensive weekend.

"Dude can we just freelax tonight ? I spent all my money at the bar last weekend."

by JGp ercussion November 8, 2012

forelitive

Stating the obvious is also known as a "forelitive" statement. Derived from the saying "for real?"

When someone says something that points out the obvious, it would be considered a forelitive statement. It also can be a generic response to someone else who says something about a subject. A forelitive response.

A forelitive statement: i.e. "Be careful when you watch her." Obviously, if you're taking care of someone, you're going to be careful. Especially, a baby. Do you think if it wasn't said, would you NOT be careful?

A forelitive response: STATEMENT: "I'm trying my hardest." RESPONSE: "Well, everyone tries their hardest."
Basically, a meaningless response that doesn't give any consolation to the statement.

by Xander Christian January 25, 2013

freelance boo

An individual who you engage in a steady sexual relationship without commitment.

When I get lonely, I call my freelance boo for comfort.

by Rated_R July 7, 2015

Foreplabaiting

Masterbaiting while laying next to your significant other in the hopes that they will be turned on and want to have sex with you.

I didn't think the Foreplabaiting was working but all the sudden she moaned and licked my nipple.

by BroncoBilly1975 June 28, 2016

freelifer

The one who takes life easy and in a free thinking way, without any restrictions and guilt.

Oh Sam is a freelifer even at the age of 40.

by Freelifer November 10, 2017

Forcellrus

A disease lacking intelligence and a sense of humor.

You: All the individuals of W0TDiscord seem to have a severe case of Forcellrus
Me: But you don't even play Tanks.
You: Ignorant mode! IGNORANT MODEEE!!!

by poi21 June 26, 2018