(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

When your fucking a chick Doggystyle, and put your thumb in her butt. Then wave your thumb side to side in front of her nose, while making the fog horn sound. Brrrrrr Rrrrrrr.
Man 1: Hey
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".
by That805G May 25, 2016

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019

by ELiTeWEEEeeeenfhewiuhiuwehlkhi December 6, 2018

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017

by Nomlic June 25, 2023

by FlopFaceBread March 6, 2015
