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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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chocolate fog

When your fucking a chick Doggystyle, and put your thumb in her butt. Then wave your thumb side to side in front of her nose, while making the fog horn sound. Brrrrrr Rrrrrrr.
Man 1: Hey
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".
by That805G May 25, 2016
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vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
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Fog Horn

A Fog horn is when you pepper spray a girl, and she proceeds to suck you off.
Yo dude, sarah totally let me fog horn her last night.
by ELiTeWEEEeeeenfhewiuhiuwehlkhi December 6, 2018
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fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
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meth fog

Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed
That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.
by Nomlic June 25, 2023
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Humboldt Fog

When the marijuana smoke in a room is so thick it resembles dense fog.
Man i hotboxed my bathroom last night so bad! It was a humboldt fog...
by FlopFaceBread March 6, 2015
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