FLAT KAT

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by FLAT KAT February 16, 2022

Flat Face

Annoying people who are rude and ugly. They are manipulative, and backstabbers.

Your boss being manipulated to be bias for your flat face coworker to get you in trouble.

by Cattyfox February 28, 2022

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)

I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017

flat

adj. Used to describe a person of the female sex as to having no breasts.

She is flat as a board!
or
She is flat as a brick.
or
Your mom is like a carpet, flat and always getting laid by Mexicans.

by Tim Finney March 22, 2003

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating

"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."

by Craig M. Kolodge April 27, 2006