Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

Frozen high five

A frozen high five is, in context, a high five given bewteen two people on a really cold day, preferably at night when it is even colder. Ideal conditions for this is to have the temperate be around or less than 36 degrees Fahrenheit. The reason for this extremely cold weather is that for some unknown reason, when it is really cold that the fingertips of the finger feel frozen, and the hand slaps something, it becomes really painful. There are two types of frozen high fives, one is like a regular high five, in which the two people high five each other. The other is not given like a high five at all and is given by having two people stand far enough apart, so that when their hands are fully extended, the palms meet, then the two people pull their hands back (while still fully extended) and slam the palm of the hand against the opposing palm as hard as possible. This method is the most painful of the two.

(On a 36 degree night)
Gary: High-five!
Andrew: Okay.
Gary and Andrew: Oww!
(3 minutes later)
Gary: OTHER HAND!
(the second method of a frozen high five is given)
Gary and Andrew: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(both collapse on the floor in pain)

by Thyker November 6, 2008

florence arizona

Florence, Arizona is a town where everyone is mentally ill. Most people live in broken down homes, and pretty much everyone there is a drug addict and/or criminal.

Mark: "hey we're thinking about moving to florence arizona."

Ann: "alright cool but don't cry to me when you get raped."

by FlorenceHigh December 5, 2012

frozen chicken

A sex position where a female lays down on her back and raises her legs and arms into the shape of a frozen chicken.

Lewis: I had Chloe in Frozen Chicken.

Yoko: I love Frozen Chicken.

by TSeal December 1, 2010

frozens

bingoes in scrabble that need to be double checked for its validity.

X:omg, my opponent just put a bingo that worths 139 marks!!
Y:you idiot, have you checked whether its a frozens?

by illhul April 3, 2007

Frozen Felspar

A frozen log of human shit used as a dildo

Have you seen Frank's freezer? Its a Fine Frozen Felspar factory!! Fuck!

by Murph_Diggler February 16, 2008

frozen sanchez

When performing doggystyle and you are about to blow your load, you reach for a frozen piece of shit. As you are about to blow your load, you pull out and stick the frozen piece of shit in her pussy.

I was about to blow my load and didn't want to get her pregnant, instead i gave her the frozen sanchez!

by Nash Bridges January 10, 2008