The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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Five Man

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
by Samwise May 14, 2003
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Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.
(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)
by Golden Dude July 7, 2009
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cummy fives

Verb, the act of ejaculating in your own hand, and then without wiping, giving someone a high five. Accepted as form of affection in some social circles. Unacceptable when having a 3some with your best friend.
Chad has been giving everyone cummy fives since fucking Sherry.
by the tuke December 16, 2011
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power five

The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.

There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.

Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.

Failtroll: Aww shit.
by Alveron January 18, 2011
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Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*
by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010
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back five

When someone offers up a high five and you give them the back of your hand instead of the palm. Could also be described as a "half a five."
A team scores and some dude says "high five man!" then as you are giving the high five turn your hand around to give the "back five." Maybe because you want to be cool with that person (not leave them hanging) but you're just not into it - it's like a weak high-five or a half-high-five.
by gczombie January 9, 2014
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