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The University of Findlay

The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks”

Guy 2: “Run bro”
by Richard Phalanges May 30, 2018
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Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle
do da dum do da dum do da dum
by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003
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Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.
Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"
by J-Wi June 17, 2010
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Fiddle-Fuck

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it
by Irish Army June 28, 2014
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Steven Universe Future Finale

The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.
Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.
by Harold_ur_mum_ April 21, 2020
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Fiddle

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'
by Fruf January 2, 2009
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single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.
(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
by rastabro March 25, 2009
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