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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
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toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
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Ferret

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️
Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret
by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019
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fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy
by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020
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ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006
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thy holy ferret

thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
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