What happens to your feet when you drink too much at the Wood-Ridge Inn and you try to walk. The act of having trouble walking after being drunk. Round feet tend to make the bushes to come out onto the sidewalks.
by Tom Jalinski May 09, 2007
by HIcks dan September 03, 2018
Mall Feet is a man's greatest fear. Even Chuck Norris cannot withstand this insurmountable epidemic-like disease. This is the condition in which a person's foot begins to ache with excruciating pain, due to simple physics and logic:
Fa = G*(m1m2)/(d^2) + U^t
Fa = Force of Attraction
G = 6.673 x 10-11 N m2/kg2
m1 = mass of person in kg
m2 = mass of bag(s) in kg
U^t = Unknown other factors such as temperature of mall, duration of carrying bags and etc. that will cause the person to be less willing to carry the bag as time proceeds.
Note: the U value tends to increase exponentially for males in particular as they pay for an item that is NOT theirs, but that of the female companion.
Cures: Like the HIV virus and such, there are no cures--most likely a conspiracy among the female gender...
Fa = G*(m1m2)/(d^2) + U^t
Fa = Force of Attraction
G = 6.673 x 10-11 N m2/kg2
m1 = mass of person in kg
m2 = mass of bag(s) in kg
U^t = Unknown other factors such as temperature of mall, duration of carrying bags and etc. that will cause the person to be less willing to carry the bag as time proceeds.
Note: the U value tends to increase exponentially for males in particular as they pay for an item that is NOT theirs, but that of the female companion.
Cures: Like the HIV virus and such, there are no cures--most likely a conspiracy among the female gender...
McNerdy drags Rumor Boy shopping and makes him splurge on her and carry the bags; Rumor Boy suffers from Mall Feet soon thereafter.
by AvengerTSS January 18, 2009
Word used to call a slutty girl that cannot walk sexy in high heels, or refer to her feet. Seriously...if you can't walk in them, refrain from wearing them! Geez!
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 01, 2003
When you listen to a song, (preferably rock) and unitentually tapping your feet to the beat of the music.
Yeah dude, I'm going to make up a word for something that everyone does (like drummer feet)! Therfore, owning the word!
by Wiitarded May 10, 2007
by patrick Jenkins January 26, 2009
The best wish you can wish. If you get the chance to make a wish, you wish for bread feet. If this wish were to come true, you would have bread instead of feet-the most badass fashion statement you could make.
by Subwayterminal9 February 19, 2018