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In a George like fashion

A way to either, make a right dick out of yourself by trying to do something clever or cool and completely failing. Or but falling over when some one spams the words 'FALL OVER!' to a point were it confuses and disorientates the person to lose stability and fall to the ground.
Say a person, George Hallem falls over (as he often does) and then looking like twat that he is hitting the ground rather horizontally:

'George fell in a George like fashion'
by Hidden Mushroom July 10, 2005
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Fuck Fashion

Exclaimed in reference to pretentious bitches (male or female) who may not be aware that the material or immaterial advantages that they snobbily advertise by things like clothing, other material status symbols and immaterial status symbols like an educational or vocational pedigree mean absolute sh*t at places like the basketball court.

If not snobbily advertised, leave fashion alone. Otherwise, fuck fashion.
Tell your little husband to fuck fashion because he's micro-soft and smokes Marlboros to cope with the office stress he endures through ulcers, your infidelity with me and the brief moment of pleasure he receives from buying you (me) that fur coat which you'll later 'misplace'.

:)
by RobReal March 4, 2011
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Fashing

1. n: German; a week of partying leading up to Mardi Gras. Anything goes this week.
During Fashing I went to 18 parties, was hung over six days, and had 248 alcoholic drinks.
by rentastrawberry October 26, 2004
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fashion guru

A person who is great with fashion and always talks about it
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Fashion sheep

Someone who follows the latest trends from clothing chain stores to the point of looking like a mannequin aka no personality.
That girl looks like she's fresh out of the H&M catalog. What a fashion sheep.
by alpha791 December 19, 2011
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Fashion

Fashionable adj. - fashion, noun - fashion, verb

Today this word seems to mean "anything that's too hideous and freaky to even wear on the catwalk - too freaky and garish for even Vivienne Westwood or John Galliano to contemplate showing".

It also means stuff that 5 years ago was being ignored in charity shops and jumble sales as being too frumpy and out-of-date.

Not so long ago, people would look at the shit that walked down the catwalk and just hang their mouth open cuz it was so godawful weird.(BTW - this definition almost exlusively applies to women of course. We were told, "oh the styles will be watered down before it gets to the shops for ordinary mortals to try to fucking figure out how to wear."
So by the time it got to the shops, it was almost unrecognisable as being associated with anything seen on the catwalk. But it would still be different enough to terrorise women into thinking that if they don't wear it, they won't look cool, or if they do wear it, they will look silly and foolish. What to do??

Of course, every season brings new colours and accessories, so that nothing goes with anything else you have bought in the last 6 months - oh how we just lamely accept and buy without question! Everything totally different so they make more and more money from these stupid people too dumb to figure out what the hell's going on, or if they are smart enough, to fucking apathetic to care and scared to look uncool.

This definition is quite extreme but most people will recognise this issue. Most are sensible enough to not obsess over their clothes as such, but there are many who do.

So, to get round this problem, these days the catwalk principle applies in reverse. You take any combination of items of clothing, the more they clash with each other the better (ex - red and green tartan jodpurs which gather at the waist, tucked into blue cowboy boots with gold effect, very wide crocodile belt, orange tank top with pink glitter edging, and a wooly hat in the shape of a cow's udder- I won't even get started on the accessories).

This way of dressing is in many ways a backlash to fashion fascism about what to wear with what etc. But it is becoming dangerously fashionable now meaning, "you can look like everything was thrown together by a colour blind myopic nerd, without thought or looking in a mirror, but it still has to look like constructed in a meticulous and well thought-out way but stil looks as if it was not".

Jesus.
Fashion obsessive "Oh my god I MUST find out where she got her outfit! It's so cool!"

"oh really? Where is this Salvation Army shop then? And hopefully it's very very expensive as I love paying a lot for shit that's made for nothing in sweat shops so that there is more profit for the men who design/own/run most of the fashion industry! Cool!"
by MissyM May 2, 2005
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Fashion Zombie

A person with jet black hair, makeup, most often called a goth. Also a song sung by the AquaBats
"These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
by Babbzilla April 4, 2008
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