Fart

The best or the worst thing ever.imagine you have been constipated and all the sudden you let out a great big fart and you can go do your business.or the worst thing ever for example your sitting at work and right next to your crush you think it will be a small and silent toot but it turns out to be the biggest fart ever.
Good:omg dude I had been holding in a fart all day omg finally *let's out fart*

Bad:*in mind* ok your at a business meeting sitting next to your crush dont mess this up,shoot I've got to fart itll be fine it should be small *let's out a giant fart*
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when you fart, your poop is evaporating
when you're about to poop, but you fart.
by Albino Child. November 23, 2011
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I didn’t fart,air just came out of my butt
-ADRIEL SANCHEZ
Adriel farted in class today it stank up the room that’s nasty it smelled like a whole fat shit
by David_be_packing_15inches March 02, 2020
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BOOOOOM there's a fart
by Caseyols October 02, 2013
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excretion of gases from the rectum in a loud manner which is amusing to others but embarrassing to the person unless they dont give a toss
"Jemma Fartedddddd!! and it was like soooo loud and went for 10 mins average and smelt like indescribably horrible and like theres a hole in my bed and in the roof where her head rocketed thru.. i think she followed through.."
by Krystalee lee January 19, 2004
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(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed
(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach
by John R. December 09, 2003
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u think ya farted but ya sh*t your pants
by nick November 27, 2003
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